Stephen Green is disseminating (oo-errr) his wonky word of Gaard once more. Deciding to be deliberately offensive and graphic for no apparent reason, he grizzled about UK civil partnerships (or, as we call them down here, civil unions).
According to Leviticus 18, moaned our Stephen, there’s no such thing as faithful monogamous same-sex relationships! They’re about as plausible as (gasp) faithful adultery or faithful bestiality!! (Oh dear, there’s that frightful mental image from Brian Tamaki’s biography again, in which he talks about sheep-worrying as being an awful problem in Rotorua).
Ahem. Spatial juxtapositioning unlikely. Due to the unfortunate existence of copious numbers of accessible dairy cattle and thick rural types who have insufficient social skills and sobriety, there must be terrible problems with lewdness toward livestock in some susceptible areas of the countryside- but not cities, due to the relative sparseness of aforementioned animals.
And apparently, heterosexuals are physically and emotionally ‘complementary.’ Oh- is that why so many fundamentalist marriages break up, Stephen? Doesn’t sound as if they can be terribly complementary toward each other, then.
Apparently, we engage in mutual physical stimulation of one another, which is just plain wrong. Hmmm. One is entitled to wonder if that’s another reason that fundamentalist marriages break up- it’s all about procreation, and nothing about female sexual pleasure. And to round it off, we get called abominable.
Please tell me why it is that this gentleman (sic) is allowed to get away with crying poverty and maintaining this website, given the ninety thousand pounds owed to the producers of the BBC version of Jerry Springer- The Opera?
Not Recommended:
“Two Homosexuals Just Can’t be ‘One Flesh’:” “Christian Voice”: 07.08.08:
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1 Craig // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Meanwhile, in London’s West End, there’s an amusing little play entitled “Tory Boyz.” It recounts the tale of Sam, a gay researcher for the Shadow Tory Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families, who’s trying to reconcile his politics and sexuality.
Reviewed by Tara Hamilton-Miller in the New Statesman, it’s wickedly funny in some places, depicting the world of relatively impoverished insiders and policy consultants in modern Westminister (and, dare one say it, our own Molesworth Street).
The obnoxious Mr Green noted above would internally combust at the line uttered by one wonk:
“If it is wrong, I can guarantee that somewhere a Tory is doing it.”
URL: http://www.newstatesman.com
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